deskGen.net patch notes [Corporate Warfare Update]

Hey all!

Currently in the midst of revising forum gold during our horrible, tremendous, no-good, rapid inflation. The solution is simple: all out war.

You can now go to the shop menu -> steal to open up theft. By default, theft is only available to users with over 5000 gold & has a 5% chance of success. If you win? You'll get a hefty chunk of change, especially if you go after the @deskGen.net Accounting account. If you lose, well... you lose out on 20% of your own gold. You win some you lose some, I guess.

Theft will only affect the wealth you flaunt, so your banked gold is kept perfectly safe 'n sound. Now, I'm an American, which means that I know the real way to protect your money during an economic crisis... that's right, buy gold. Solid gold. For your username. That's how that works.

Executive Title

Solid gold for your username.

deskgen.net

The 'steal' ability is a limited time event, available until September 1st.

FULL PATCH NOTES:

• Gold theft available for high value users until September 1st.
• deskGen Beta theme is now active & will be gaining a flurry of bugfixes soon.
• Interest in the bank has been reduced to 2% daily, down from 5%.
• Inventory items displayed at once bumped up to 40, from 20.
• New shop items added.

 

[SpiderQueenPC]

 

[jadd]

when does the stock market open, we need some speculation in here

 

[Sonachine69]

Interest in the bank has been reduced to 2% daily, down from 5%.

The days of the American Dream are over............... I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU, AND THAT'S WHAT I GET????????

But I will be strong... my gazillion gold vault will grow bigger, you'll see!!!

 

[Super Crab Deluxe Turbo X]

they call me big money crab

 

[jukemix_]

Hey all!

Currently in the midst of revising forum gold during our horrible, tremendous, no-good, rapid inflation. The solution is simple: all out war.

You can now go to the shop menu -> steal to open up theft. By default, theft is only available to users with over 5000 gold & has a 5% chance of success. If you win? You'll get a hefty chunk of change, especially if you go after the @deskGen.net Accounting account. If you lose, well... you lose out on 20% of your own gold. You win some you lose some, I guess.

Theft will only affect the wealth you flaunt, so your banked gold is kept perfectly safe 'n sound. Now, I'm an American, which means that I know the real way to protect your money during an economic crisis... that's right, buy gold. Solid gold. For your username. That's how that works.

Executive Title

Solid gold for your username.

deskgen.net

The 'steal' ability is a limited time event, available until September 1st.

FULL PATCH NOTES:

• Gold theft available for high value users until September 1st.
• deskGen Beta theme is now active & will be gaining a flurry of bugfixes soon.
• Interest in the bank has been reduced to 2% daily, down from 5%.
• Inventory items displayed at once bumped up to 40, from 20.
• New shop items added.

capitalism be damned

 

[Mukky]

Watching your empires fall teehee

 

[Andrew]

The 'steal' event has ended. It shall return.